What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
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You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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