Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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