careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Randomize