look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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