SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
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He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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