Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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