At least make sure they are 18
Why
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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