I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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