Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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