i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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