Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
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What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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