I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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