Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
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he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I think your dad took our porno
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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