God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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