Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
