he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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