It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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