If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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