That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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