At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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