I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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