...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
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If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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