walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
tell me about the eggs
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