that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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