They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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