i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize