But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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