Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
It's never too late to be topless.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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