I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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