a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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