Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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