So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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