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so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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