16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
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I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
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