quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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