It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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