There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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