Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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