Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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