My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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