clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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