i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
