You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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