I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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