Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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