Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
