That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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