You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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