i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Of course I have a pirate flag
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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