I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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