I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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