I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
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We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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