i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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