She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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