yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
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He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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