she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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