why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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