youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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