Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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