His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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