This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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