this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
You left your phone here
Wait...
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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